Tree of the Void
*GOES BACK TO SLEEP*
*wakes up from a nap abruptly*

AARRRRRRRRG

*TOSSES STUFFED TURTLE ACROSS THE ROOM*

OKAY NAP TIME BYE
bitter-cold-storm started following you

bitter-cold-storm:

lordgrandmaster-exdeath:

NO

GO AWAY

NO ONE LIKES YOU

PFFFFT. BAH.

OH, IF YOU MISS IT SO MUCH, MAYBE I SHOULD DO IT AGAIN. [/TACKLEHUGS]

NOOOOOOOOO

I REGRET EVERYTHING

Sneaks in an leaves a little wrapped up box in your ask. Inside are a package of seeds for your garden, a toy turtle for you to crush and a red rose, along with a little note. "Merry Christmas, Exdeath~"

*blinks* HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS? MUST BE BECAUSE I DECIDED TO TAKE A NAP AND ENDED UP PULLING A RIP VAN WINKLE.

AND ENOUGH WITH THE TURTLESS NGNADGHSHSRJHSREHUY

*Exdeath then goes to plant the seeds in the garden and eat the rose out of boredom. He also torches the toy turtle.*

Maybe I’ll spare him for one more year…

[Tacklehugs.] Hello there, sweetie~!

HELLO.

I feel honored to be tagged as ".weird white anon" ouo

BECAUSE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO COLOR WHATSOEVER. YOU REFLECT THEM ALL, EVEN THE GREY-AND-BLUE THOSE OTHER ANONS ARE

TURTLE!!

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

I REMEMBER THE DAY OF MY CONCEPTION

IT WASN’T AS GREAT AS THE LEGENDS SAY

IT WAS REALLY HORRIFYING FOR ME

I MEAN SERIOUSLY

I AM LITERALLY A TREE WITH LEGIONS OF DEAD DEMONS STUFFED INSIDE MY BARK

THAT’S NOT A GOOD FEELING

AND THEN I TURNED INTO A DEMON MYSELF

… THAT PART ACTUALLY FELT GREAT

GAINING POWER AFTER SILENTLY SCREAMING FOR SOMEONE TO BURN ME DOWN

YOU CAN BET I GOT OVER THAT BULLSHIT QUICK

HUZZAH FOR REVENGE!!